Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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