if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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