that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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