A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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