Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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