Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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