Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
that is very illegal...i love you.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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