dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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