I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
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