covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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