we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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