I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Couch. On fire.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
There's even glitter on my cock...
Randomize
