bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Drunk is not a location!
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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