But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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