pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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