she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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