She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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