And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
tell me about the fingering
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