On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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