Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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