Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
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