Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
There are leaves in my underwear?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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