: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
The police scanner is talking about you again....
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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