yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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