We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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