So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
operation harelip BJ is a go
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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