Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
