Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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