Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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