Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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