Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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