brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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