Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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