He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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