Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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