I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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