Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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