problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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