He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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