Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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