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So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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