woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
