Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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