I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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