I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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