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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.

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  you should get a family discount.

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• (315): View more from New York

  My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...

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• (631): View more from New York

  I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap

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• (212): View more from New York

  so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT

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• (305): View more from Florida

  That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.

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