The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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