dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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