so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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