haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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