You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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