yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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