NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
people are starting to question the shark bite story
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Randomize
