we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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