Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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