So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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