You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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